“Army of One”
from David Letterman: GW’s Top Ten complaints about “Fahrenheit 9/11”
10) “That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing.”
9) “It oversimplified the way I stole the election.”
8) “Too many of them fancy college-boy words.”
7) “If Michael Moore waited, he could have included the part where I get him deported.”
6) “Didn’t have one of them monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger.”
5) “Of all Michael Moore’s accusations, only 97% are true.”
4) “Not sure — I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe.”
3) “Where the hell was Spiderman?”
2) “Couldn’t hear most of the movie over Cheney’s foul mouth.”
1) “I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball.”
