With an eclipsing moon overhead last night, revelers found their way into the heart of the ’hood for some weekend howling! Bars, restaurants and ice cream parlors were packed, and the sidewalks were buzzing with activity.
Dueling Damsels in Distress
Soldier Jessica Lynch battles poor teenager Elizabeth Smart in a primetime network war! (results are in: it was a virtual tie)
Lynch’s tale begins with “based on a true story,” adding a disclaimer that “some names have been changed and some characters, scenes and events in whole or in part have been created for dramatic purposes.” Hmmm.
“Now there’s a disclaimer you can drive your armored personnel carrier through.”
Robert P. Laurence
Union-Tribune television critic
